Updated very frequently
•"I thought it was 1 finger per finger."•"I'm gonna get a boybortion."•"Be the little piss boy you are."•"I like them slutty, bloody, and pathetic."•"So it's obvious. Batman is an Android. Duh."•"Like girl- don't let this MAN break your hot!"•"It's time for your colonoscopy maddie."•"You're like those kids at the camp with the drug beans!"•"Herpes? Nah, cooties."•"Who life drugs high on I'm need."•"I swear my life to the Mighty Moon Mommy"•"Y'all ever hold your own butt cheek for comfort?"•"Toilet of doom and destruction."•"I hate that John Lennon watches me pee."•"Since when do chickens create salt?"•"You can put ketchup on men."•"Can you see this 🖐."•"Thats two nuts!!"•"Place your foreskin under your pillow, kids!"•"I can spread my toes and hold feet with myself."•"Bippidy Boppidy Boo you're a virgin now!"•"BATMAN DID YOU GIVE BIRTH!?"•"I'm confiscating your balls."•"My gender crisis is not your television entertainment you harlot!"•"These are words. Do I understand them? No."•"DON'T AUCTION ME OFF!"•"Oh my God he's a dork. Perfect."•"All bald guys in wheelchairs are Charles Xavier to me."•"Does she have a fetish for ugliness?!"•"American history of natural museum!"•"Don't worry Val, you're my favorite raw egg."•"Dolphins are the humans of the sea."•"Does it mean that these guys kidnap their own people and give them to us to eat?"•"We need to get an official statement from Mr. McDonald."•"We'll forever remember Daddy."•"I think I just baked the concept of coming out of the closet."•"I'm very flavorful ✨"•"I whored out my soul long ago."•"I'm so angry I'm gonna twerk now."•"I want drag king not drag slut."•"Treason with a side of fucking each other."•"Well aren't we a batch of fucked up muffins."•"Bone the ape tit."•"I'm just a few percentages short of a battery if you know what I mean."•"You gotta suck your lint before putting a dryer sheet in."•"You say you don't need women, but have you fucked a man?!"•"Congratulations, you've given birth! It's a molotov, catch!!"•"I DIDN'T CHECK MYSELF BEFORE I WRECKED MYSELF!"•"The bench gave me dementia."•"Scout from tf2 is if the dad from who's your daddy and Dracula from hotel Transylvania had a baby."•"Why would I live normally when I could drown my problems in delusion?"•"That cis straight white religious army man is offended!!"•"Gib grim bim"•"Yeronathemwamanainya"•" I don't want to see Spongebob's spongeballs in 3D."•"Bongukkah"•"I'm glad me and this author could've opened your third eye to relations between Merlin and William Shakespeare"•"Cuz these cishet white men be stocking up on audacity more than we were stocking up on toilet paper in 2020."•"I just wanted to watch supernatural but instead I got Tony Hawk's decapitated head"•"Unfortunately I have the spice tolerance of a marshmallow-colored newborn 😔"•"... What is causing turbulence in my urethra?"•"When is groundhog day I need my yearly fistfight with Phil."•"This is why my goal is to get a woman that is the opposite for beauty standards- give me a large slutty Chewbacca woman."•"A pregnancy is an STD. Painful, expensive to get rid of unless you want to deal with it all your life, and whoever you fucked has to deal with it too."•"I'm fork and knife medium rare eating someone."•"Some people go 'now kiss' I go 'now go through psychological, emotional, and/or physical torture'."•"I'm a homosexual pasta."•"My twinkishness always overpowers my lesbianism..."